Overeager Bozeman Parade Watchers Reserve Worst Spots Ever

In the ongoing epic battle for parade watching supremacy, Bozeman residents have become scattered and disoriented in their couch placement. Not to mention there is no 4th of July parade in Bozeman.

BUT IF THERE WAS, it wouldn't run through Tracy and Peach.

In an effort to redirect resident attention to 4th of July events that are actually happening in the area, may we suggest this extensive list.

(The non-existent parade won't be held on Villard either...)

The moral of the story here is: If you have bulky items that need to be removed and you're too lazy to address it properly yourself, you can contact the City of Bozeman Sold Waste Division to have items removed.

THANK YOU!