Mayhem at KMMS-AM This Morning

(Photo By KMMS)

Shortly after nine a.m. this morning the most unthinkable announcement was made:

'WE'RE OUT OF COFFEE! And when we do have some more beans back in the building, you are to water your coffee down.'

What!!?!??!? Did I just hear this right, no coffee for now and we'll be watering it down when more comes in? Coffee and radio are like glove & hand. I can't walk across the studio without a cup in my hand at 5:30am. How am I to speak coherently without my caffeine fix? This is surely a sign of the end of days... On the upside it reminded me of this classic Seinfeld episode. And there are just about a dozen or so places less than 30 seconds walk from the studio.