
“Da Bears” Are Hard On My Blood Pressure
I was watching the Thursday night Football game and while yelling at Jay Cutler I got an email from my aunt Darlene in Miami, yes she's a Dolphins' fan.She didn't say anything about the Bears game but did have a great solution for the "full body" screenings and pat downs going on at airports...she said
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.
The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about Racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport Terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement Comes over the PA system, "Attention, standby passengers! We now have a seat Available on flight number..."
WOW...what a great idea..Thanks Aunt Dar.
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