Groovy Man…Montana’s 10 Best Cannabis Store Names Are Hilarious

Here in Montana, cannabis is a big business. Now that Montana allows the recreational use of hippie lettuce, there are all kinds of different locations where one can go to find the herb of their choice.

Not only have Montanans been enjoying themselves, but the state is enjoying the perks that recreational use is bringing in.  Let's just say that getting "high" in Montana means high profits for the state.

According to High Times in 2022, Montana saw more than 200 million dollars worth of recreational marijuana sold, plus, an additional 93 million dollars in medical marijuana. Combined, Montana made more than 300 million bucks on pot.

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Full disclosure, I couldn't tell you the good stuff from the bad stuff, as I'm not a partaker in such things. However, I also believe in live and let live, so if that's what you're into, that's cool. That being said, we decided to search the state and find the best names of the different cannabis retailers across Montana.

Here are 10 of the very best.

Keeper of the Green

Fat Hippie

Ganja Goddess

Moncanna

Starrbuds

Last Best Cannabis

Herbaceous

Kannatonic

Burn

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I mean, let's be honest, not only are these funny, some are completely creative. Starrbuds? Ganja Goddess? Fat Hippie? Those are marketing gold!  You could totally put those on t-shirts and bumper stickers and make a fortune on those alone.

With over 450 different licensed dispensaries, you certainly don't have to go far to find what you're looking for.