Congresswoman Absolutely Butchers Simple Parking Job

Elaine Holmes Norton is a congresswoman from Washington, D.C. who may want to get a driver.

Norton, 77, was caught on camera Wednesday mangling a parking job and coming dangerously close to hitting the car on either side of her vehicle.

It was later revealed that Norton did not hit either car, although sources say she left her card on the windshield of one of them.

The person recording the incident may have summed it best: “If she parks like that she should not be a member of Congress anymore."