As you may have come to know, I'm something of a music geek. And despite my somewhat sarcastic nature, I understand and even enjoy the sentimentality of the Christmas season. With that as a starting place, the following three musical examples... Wait I can't even call them music... They do not qualify as even 'novelty' songs. They are sub-music, horrifying sonic disturbances and someone should answer for the time and effort put into the basic recording of them.

ANYTHING Christmas by Kenny G

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

On the other side of the spectrum, who wouldn't want a Chuck Berry Songbook for Christmas?

Christmas All Over Again

ANYTHING Christmas By Louis Armstrong

Christmas Must Be Tonight

I do hope the later three help you through this Christmas...