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Using some comedic license, Tom Egelhoff, Jennifer Bordy and Shane Montalban are the commentators at the 789th Annual Bozeman Christmas Parade.

I know there are those who will follow their team no matter what. Good season, bad season you’re in the front row cheering. I have no problem with that at all.

6,775 people die each day in the United States. Most of them will probably go to heaven if you believe in the heaven and hell concept. Others not so lucky.

What if broccoli tasted like doughnuts? I would be a lot healthier. Why don’t they make potato chips that taste like apples?

If you’ve never been on either mode of transportation would you rather fly at 35,000 feet at the speed of sound, or 125 miles an hour on a speeding train?

Every week Shane Montalban and Tom Egelhoff talk about the markets and money and how what’s happening in the world affects your income and savings.

In Canada the current price converted to American dollars would be $4.88/gal. To fill up a 25 gallon tank on your gas guzzling SUV would cost about $122.00.

In commercial businesses traditional Christmas religious music might be objectionable to some customers so there was a need for non-secular music.

So why aren’t the middle class living high on the hog? Why two jobs, why paycheck-to-paycheck? Perhaps the definition of the middle class needs revising.

What if every merchant in Bozeman reduced the price of every item in their businesses sold or provided to the public by a penny?