Remember your basic tenets and traditional practices of Festivus (A Festivus for the rest of us!):

Festivus Pole

Festivus Dinner

Airing of Grievances

Feats of Strength

Festivus Miracles

Best part of Festivus, nobody will ever "Declare War" on a made up holiday... Festivus arrives December 23rd!

Oh, wait.... I spoke too soon. Here is FoxNews in 2011:

Here we are in 2013. How long can Gretchen Carlson be upset, over FESTIVUS!?!!!