Pastor Thanks Lord For “Smokin Hot Wife”
--A Baptist pastor named Joe Nelms thanked God for, quote, "these mighty machines that you've brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyotas. Thank you for the Fords . . . thank you for GM performance technology . . . and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track."
--It sounded like he was imitating the scene in "Talladega Nights" where WILL FERRELL thanks his corporate sponsors during grace. And that's EXACTLY what he was doing, because he wrapped up by thanking God for his, quote, "smokin' hot wife." --Then he ended with the line, "Boogity, boogity. Amen!"