Sometimes you just need a laugh. All of these punchlines have been around for a while now, but they're still funny!
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped t