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Tom’s Favorite One-Liners

Empty, and wash out, a mayonnaise jar but leave the label on; fill it with vanilla pudding — eat in public.

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Tennis Ball Walker
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What Do You Do With Used Tennis Balls?

Well as some of you might know, or have heard me say that I am going in for hip surgery on the 21st of August.

I went to the information seminar they had at the hospital to tell you what to expect with a total replacement surgery

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Visiting London For the Olympics? Consult Our Handy Guide to Britishisms!

The London Olympics this summer seem to have created a wave of British fever that’s undeniable. If you’re visiting London for the first time for the Summer Games, you might have a bit of culture shock. That’s where we come in.

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(Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
(Photo by Jerry Markland/Getty Images for NASCAR)
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Do Brand Names Matter?

After buying my motorcycle I wondered how many other people had done what I’d done. I guess there’s no way to really know because who would be dumb enough to admit to doing something like that?

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10 Annoying People You Will Always Find Lurking in the Supermarket

Eating out is a privilege, made all the sweeter because we don’t have to prepare the meal ourselves, which means we don’t have to go to the grocery store, which, if you’ve ever been, you know can be a heart-palpitating nightmare.

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Woman Accidentally Sends Photo of Nic Cage to Prospective Employer

There’s nothing wrong with loving Nicolas Cage (hey, we sure do). But when your appreciation for the notoriously eccentric actor starts creeping into your professional life, it might be time to admit you have a problem.

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16th October 1957:  A Ford Edsel on display at a motor show.  (Photo by M. McKeown/Express/Getty Images)
16th October 1957: A Ford Edsel on display at a motor show. (Photo by M. McKeown/Express/Getty Images)
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Are Corporations Smart Enough to Rule The World? Not These …

What many voters, who fear corporate influence, fail to realize, is this. There are stupid corporations just like there are stupid people.

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(Flickr Photo by John Haslam)
(Flickr Photo by John Haslam)
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Why Are We Superstitious?

Walking under ladders, spilled salt, black cats, broken mirrors, and Friday the Thirteenth are all common superstitions we encounter as we go through our daily lives. Why do we give such weight to these particular events?

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Flickr Photo by NCinDC - Used With Permission
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Montana Weather: Ya Gotta Love IT!

“The Guinness Book of World Records lists the world's largest snowflakes as those of January 1887 at Fort Keogh, Montana; allegedly one measured 15 inches in diameter."

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The Ultimate Prom 2009
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Put the Recession on Hold: It’s Prom Time!

Last year I attended my 50th high school reunion. It was great to see so many old friends. In fact, so many showed up there was some I missed talking to and the reunion lasted two nights. But while talking about the good and bad ole days of high school, the teachers, sports, there will always be the memory of the Senior Prom

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