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Ford F250
bismanonline.com

In most situations, it’s the buyer who is picky not the seller. This Bismark man is so picky about who he wants to sell his 1984 Ford F250 to that he made a list of traits not suitable for a prospective buyer. Fans of pumpkin latte need not apply.

Some of our favorite from the ad are

If you have been posting on Facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

 

If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and complain a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

 

If you own a Bieber album, white Oakley’s, affliction t-shirts, or those cheesy stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

 

The seller even created a FAQ listing at the bottom of the post.

My favorite:

-Why are you such a dick?
Everything is relative; you should see my friends.

 

If you’re interested in the truck and want to see if you pass the seller’s tough standards, you can see the ad for the 1984 Truck on bizmanonline.com.

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